Spooky portraits

Spooky portraits

It’s become a tradition to put framed family pictures right into our Christmas tree, and I thought doing the same for Halloween would evoke the Haunted Mansion vibe I was going for on one of my trees. I didn’t happen to have any particularly spooky relatives, so I turned to the internet for help.

I got that great portrait of the man laughing from this amazing site. Vintage Printable is just one of the greatest resources there is, particularly if you’re looking for something to frame. Just incredible, nearly too good to be true stuff.

I can’t find where I got the image of the girl. Maybe a google image search? That’s my standard M.O.

I pasted them both into a word document, sized them the right size for the cheap dollar store frames I got, and sent them off to the copy shop for printing. For the packing tape image transfer method, the pictures have to come off a machine that uses toner. So an old-fashioned copier is the way to go.

Spooky portraits Step 1
Cover the whole image with clear packing tape, overlapping each layer slightly to make sure you get the whole thing covered. Then soak the whole thing in water until the paper begins to dissolve leaving the toner stuck to the tape. Since I’m going for spooky, it worked in my favor to not be super clean. I left some of the paper in place to add to the distress of the image.

Spooky portraits Step 2
I cut a couple of pieces of cardstock to the size that would fit my frame and stuck them to the tape transfers. I used this cool gray parchment style paper that kept the eerie distressed look going.

Spooky portraits Step 3
Then just cut off the rest of the tape and stick the images inside your frame.

Spooky portraits 2
I just prop these up in the branches of my tree, but you could put these anywhere. A whole series of these hanging on the wall might even be too creepy for me to live with. I think I’ll keep mine on a smaller scale.

Witch’s Broom

Witch's Broom
One of my favorite ways to get inspiration for holiday decorations is to shop around at all the cute stores, find something great but really expensive, and then go home and use it as a jumping off point to make something wonderful by hand. I saw these little mass produced witch brooms for sale for over $10 each, and I thought, “Pshaw. I could so make that.”

You will need:
Witch's Broom Tutorial Supplies
cardboard stick used for candy making. I got mine in the candy aisle at Michael’s and then painted it black with acrylic paint
Orange ribbon
Black ribbon
Green excelsior. Look for it near the baskets, or maybe in floral design. It’s the stuff normally used to line the container.
Hot glue gun

Witch's Broom Tutorial Step 1
Tear off a hunk of the excelsior. Spread hot glue all over the stick, adhere to the excelsior and then roll up, using more glue as you go. Watch your fingers, it’s easy to burn yourself during this step as the glue seeps through the nest of excelsior.

Witch's Broom Tutorial Step 2
Wrap orange ribbon around the excelsior and secure with hot glue.

Witch's Broom Tutorial Step 3
Tie a loop out of black ribbon, and stick to the back of the broom handle with a dot of hot glue.

Witch's Broom
You could leave the hanging loop off if you use this as a mantle decoration, or it would be great to decorate a package for any hostess gifts, or even as a hostess gift itself. But with the hanging loop you could use it as an ornament like I will, or just hang it anywhere you need a little something.

Tombstone Softie

You should have seen the face of my friend from the quilt store when I told her why I was buying gray fabric. For some strange reason she seemed to think it was rather morbid to make a stuffed tombstone. I can’t imagine why.

Tombstone softie Ornaments

The pattern for this is available here in a package with yesterday’s candy corn pattern.

My sophisticated, gothic tree was skewing heavily ivory and black, so I wanted to bring in a little more silver sparkle. But I couldn’t find a fabric that was silvery and sparkly without veering off into astronaut uniform territory, so I had to make it.

Tombstone - silver embossed
I’d never seen the results of trying to heat emboss fabric, but it actually worked swimmingly. I rubbed the fabric piece with a clear inkpad, pored the powder over the top and shook off the excess. It actually worked a little better than I expected because the powder clung to every fiber on the fabric, so I had to scrape some off with my fingers. I was going for a mottled, stony look, not a glossy silver tombstone.

Tombstone - embossed title
Then I stamped the letters in black and embossed them with black powder.

When the powder is heated, it melts into little beads that look like mercury. If you stop here they’ll eventually flake off, but if you keep heating they’ll eventually start to get absorbed by the fabric and then they just become a part of it.

I’m pleased with these, and the construction is really simple. I just don’t think anything can be very morbid when they’re made into a softie.

Candy Corn Softie

My second pattern collection is for a couple cute Halloween softies.
Halloween Softies

For $2.50 you get the patterns for the candy corn and the tombstone, as well as instructions on how to make them. For today I wanted to point out the candy corn project.

Candy Corn Halloween Softie

I sewed mine up out of cotton, but my original plan was to handstitch it out of felted wool. I think it would be really cute, and you could do it with this pattern as is, you’d just have a slightly bigger finished project.

The idea for this came when I started thinking about how I wanted to decorate for Halloween. I love how the adults have reclaimed the holiday, so I didn’t want everything to be totally juvenile, but I also didn’t want to scare the crap out of my kids. The stuff in the stores seems to be exclusively one or the other – either it’s got googly eyes or it’s a human body part dripping with fake blood. I wanted to make a bunch of decorations that were festive, and cool, and somewhere in the middle.

I’ve already given a few of these away as hostess gifts, they’re just a nice little trinket to have around and really work with whatever else is already going on. I also had a teacher friend of mine beg me for a whole bunch to decorate her classroom with. Apparently it’s not just me who struggles with the appropriateness factor in Halloween decorating.

I think I might have to enlarge the pattern and make a couple pillow sized candy corn to toss on the couches. Maybe I’ll even do those out of velvet or something to really bring in that grown up sophistication.

Monster Embroidery Patterns

This was a major learning experience for me, but through hours of hunting and pecking, I managed to update my personal website for the first time in mumblemumble years, and even put together a few pdf’s for you to download.

Now if you click here you can see the first two downloads I have up for sale, but hopefully there will be more soon. I just found myself rapidly running out of time and wanted to make sure I got something up. I tried to keep the prices as low as possible and still cover the paypal fees, so for only $2.50 you’ll get multiple patterns.

Anyway, here’s the one I wanted to share for today.
Monster Embroidery Ornaments

My local quilt shop had that great fabric I used in the border, and I just had to do something with them all together. And I’ve been working on embroidery patterns, so this is what popped out of the ol noggin. I stitched each design in a backstitch, and then colored them in with crayons.

Monster Embroidery

The pdf download includes an embroidery pattern for a cute little vampire, werewolf, and Frankenstein monster, and also instructions on how to make this ornament. I hope you guys like it!

Glittered Candy Ornaments

Halloween Candy Bowl

I initially had this idea for a Christmas tree, but it was an easy swap out for Halloween. This one will be a perfect fit for my kid friendly, colorful, whimsical tree, but I think a cauldron of these would be adorable on a table, or strung together as a garland somewhere.

It really couldn’t be much simpler. I used 1 1/2″ wooden balls and painted them in a base color that matched my glitter. Then I covered in glue and glitter. If you really didn’t want to deal with the mess you could skip the glitter step, but I never miss an opportunity for glitter.

Glittered Candy Ornament Step 1

Cut a piece of cellophane to 3″ x 6″. I found it available by the roll in the gift wrap section, but it also comes sold in a bag like tissue paper. I chose one that had a little opalescent sheen to it, because like I said, I don’t miss an opportunity for glitter. Wrap the cellophane around the ball and twist the edges, just like wrapping up a candy.

Glittered Candy Ornament Step 2

Tie a bow on one end, and then cut a piece of ribbon about a foot long. Tie a loop in one end to be the hanger, and then use the tails to tie a bow around the other end of the candy.

Glittered Candy Ornament Step 3

These make up really fast, especially in large batches, and are so cheap that I think they’d make great little festive trinkets for teachers or neighbors, or as little hostess gifts for whatever party you’re going to on the big day.

Glittered Candy Ornament

Trick and Treat Canvases

This project was one of those that started someplace entirely different and I only ended up here through a series of failures. I wanted to make a caramel apple ornament, and after that misstep, I went back to the drawing board. My local scrapbook store was hosting a collage canvas class from super creative Emily Falconbridge, and even though I couldn’t make it to the class, just looking at her project sent me off in a whole new direction.

Treat Canvas

This pieced background was totally a lift from Emily’s project. I used a 5 x 7 canvas board, painted the edge that would show a nice green color, cut up a whole bunch of orange paper, and started painting it down.

Treat Decoupage
I’m actually not a superfan of Mod Podge. It’s a little on the spendy side for what you get, I think, and I actually prefer the results when you use an artist’s quality sealer. Like this, but it’s also available in a matte finish.

Then I wanted to get as much 3-D action as possible, so I used a real popsicle stick, cut the letters out of chipboard before painting and glittering them, and raised the candy corn with foam tape. I drew the apple shape on some caramel colored cardstock and inked the edges.

Since I plan on using this as a Halloween tree ornament, I had to make it look good from all sides. So I flipped it over to address the opposite of a treat.

Trick Canvas

I was brainstorming for days to come up with a visual representation of a trick. I came *thisclose* to gluing a roll of toilet paper to the back. I thought a broken mirror was a little classier.

I wanted the two different sides to be kind of visually opposite too, so I just decoupaged one solid piece, in a lighter orange than I used before, on the trick side.

Trick Decoupage

I cut the mirror out of fun foam so I could get some 3-D on this side too, then covered it in glitter. Same for the letters, chipboard, paint, glitter. To make the broken glass I took a piece of tinfoil, wrinkled it up, unfolded it, and then cut it in the shape of the mirror. A couple of stamps and some inking around the outside made it look a little spookier than the happy Treat side.

I’m planning on just tucking these in the branches of the tree, but if you want a hanger I’d glue each end of a piece of ribbon down the sides to make a loop on the top. I think this could be cute as a doorhanger too. You could flip the canvas so that anyone coming near would know exactly what they’re getting themselves into.

I drew the apple shape and the mirror shape, so as a start to our Halloween festivities, I thought I’d share my pattern. It’s available as a free pdf download by clicking this link.

Crafters get blisters in the weirdest places

Paper cutting blister

See? How do you get a blister on the outside of a knuckle? By having calluses on all your fingertips and spending a solid week with an exacto knife in your hand. Although I’ll tell you, the Martha Stewart knife is sooooo much better than any other. It’s remarkable how much easier it is on your hands.

Anyhoo, I’ve been working on a Halloween papercutting at night in front of the TV, and during the day I was working on this beauty, so that’s a lot of papercutting.
Peacock Papercutting

One of my ill-fated plans for this year was to address all my naked walls. That hasn’t really happened too much, I got the staircase handled, and my little home office has some, and my studio is getting more fleshed out, but that still left a *whole lot* of naked house to address. The cheapest of my plans was to do a big papercutting for my entry way. I thought it would be cool to walk in, see a big art deco peacock, and you’d instantly understand what I was going for with the rest of the house.

Peacock Papercutting
I used a poster sized piece of green art paper, drew out my pattern and got to cutting. Then I got another poster sized piece in white and painted the background with watercolors.

Peacock Papercutting
I like how it’s just big enough to line up with that bookshelf. I cheaped out on the frame, again, and the picture hangers mounted on it were absolutely unusable, so it’s kind of just balancing there on the lip of the frame. I keep glancing over after I shut the door to make sure it hasn’t fallen over and crashed to the floor.

Christmas Tree skirt recovery

I’ve been working on the tree skirt for our Family Traditions tree for years now. Like, lets see…holy cow. Six years. I just counted. It took a few of those years to get the beading finished in between other projects, then I had it sitting in the Work in Progress drawer for a few years waiting on a backing, then a dry cleaner broke a lot of the beading and it needed to be replaced, and finally. Just when I had it all done save for buttons. The worst of all. Cat pee.

This tree skirt has a voodoo doll out there somewhere. It’s cursed.

On my list of Crafty goals, I thought this was going to be a gimme. Just a little binding to finish. But in trying to recover from the cat pee, which turned into taking off the entire backing and starting over, then soaking the skirt in salt water and vinegar to try to set the color, and soaking again, and soaking again, then finally giving up on it ever being colorfast when you notice that even the beads have turned red, then taking the red beads off and redoing them all, then redoing the backing, redoing the binding, and following through with the buttons that got me into this mess in the first place…..

It’s finished. It took half my year, but it’s finished.

Family Traditions Tree Skirt

The good news is that my cats are very predictable in where they’re going to act out. They never pee on a made bed, or fabric that is neatly folded. They get seduced by a nest. As long as I only have this skirt available when it’s carefully spread out, I think I’ll be fine. And if *ONE MORE* thing happens to it, I’ll know it’s doomed, throw it in the trash, and cleanse my house with sage.

Family Traditions Tree Skirt Buttons

The buttons are cute, but so not worth all the trouble they caused.

Decorated Bath Towels

Amy Butler’s In Stitches has a really great pattern for embellishing bathroom handtowels with a band of great fabric and a hook to hang it coming out of the bottom. Not content with perfection, I decided to create my own version. I think Amy’s method of including the fabric (it covers the whole bottom, front and back) is better than mine, but the way she has the hooks set in wouldn’t really work with what I wanted to do, and mine doesn’t require as much fabric, so, you know, pros and cons.

Decorated Bath Towels

It was seeing that hook on her design that inspired what I wanted to do in the bathroom. I really don’t like traditional towel bars so I wanted another way to bring some color and some utility into our guest bathroom. Guest bathrooms always seem to have the same problem. If the towels look remotely elegant, people don’t seem to want to use them. In the bathroom off the front door I’ve got a bunch of towels rolled up in a bowl and I can’t tell you how rarely those get used. People always seem to come out wiping their hands on their pants rather than disturb those towels. Since this would be a guest bathroom for overnight guests, I wanted to make sure it looked comfortable, but still nice. Once I saw that loop she put on her towels, I thought of a bunch of towels hanging up in a locker room on hooks, and I thought I could do it in a way that bridged that formal/informal divide.

The coat hooks came from Cost Plus Imports. I mounted them pretty high on the wall, maybe five feet up? My artist sister is making me some watercolors to go up above them at the very top.

The towels are pretty darn simple. A set of two took almost exactly 1/2 a yard of fabric.

Cut 2 pieces 31″ x 4 1/2″. The longer measurement is the width of your towel, so you should probably measure the towel you’ll be using and adjust that measurement if necessary.

Decorated Bath Towel closeup

Iron over a 1/4″ seam allowance on both long sides of the band of fabric. Pin in place on each edge of the right side of the towel, and sew down as close to the edge as you can aim. Push the short side ends in between the fabric and the towel, and press in place. Sew the short ends down.

Cut one piece of fabric 3″ x 8″. Match right sides together and sew down the long side to create a tube. Turn the tube right side out and press down with the seam in the middle of one side. Turn the raw edges into the tube about 1/4″ and press to make them stay.

When I student taught a kindergarten class, we would say for the next step: Fold the towel hot dog style. So the towel would be folded down the middle to make it long and skinny. Short sides matched in half. Make sense? You have to make those sewn bands of fabric perpendicular to the loop so that as they’re hanging you see as much of that fabric as possible. When your fabric is folded this way, pin your loop onto the middle of the towel.

Decorated Towels, Hook

Sew in place by sewing a square, and then crossing diagonally. This looks nice and finished, but it also makes the hook way strong so it won’t rip off the first time someone needs to grab a towel.

In honor of my inspiration, I used fabric from Amy Butler’s Daisy Chain line, contrasting the band and the loop.
Decorated Towels, Band and Hook

I’m really pleased with how these turned out. I think it’s an appealing display, but something about it doesn’t seem as untouchable as a set of neatly hanging towels in a color that matches the bathroom. I think someone might just get up the courage to wipe their hands on these.