Skeleton Crew Cross Stitch

Cross Stitch Skeleton Crew

Between spending February working on Christmas cards, and spending the rest of the year working on a Halloween cross stitch, I am totally out of season. But for some inexplicable reason, this project just called my name out of my non-crafty haze and insisted I get to stitching.

I bought this years ago when I was living here in Modesto last time, motivated by seeing it pop up on my favorite cross stitch message board. It’s wacky and cute which I normally would avoid, but for Halloween I am all over it. And yet since I bought it, it’s just sat ignored in my project box.

Cross stitching was the first craft I learned, so it’s only appropriate that it would be the one I would turn to when I’m not feeling the inspiration. Stitching is so meditative to me, working away on this has been really restorative.

Happy Halloween!

How much is that doggie?
Here I am crossing another “I never” off of my parenting manifesto. I thought there would never be a day where I would go to one of those Halloween places that take over abandoned big box stores and put down money for a costume made out of who knows what, manufactured who knows where under who knows how horrible of conditions, when a sheet is so very versatile for a kid’s costume.

But then I ran, yet again, into the two forces that plague all my tender parenting plans – personal limitations and a child with special needs.

We all have personal limitations of course, in that we are human beings that can only function so fast and require the occasional sleep, and I have not had a minute of time lately to deal with a homemade costume.

Plus, this year Atti will be too big to carry in arms as we go door to door, which means that we are going to have to push him around in a stroller while his friends scamper along side, and I wanted to do what I could to make that not so weird, so I needed a costume that would incorporate the stroller.

yuppie with a puppy
So I decided to dress up as one of those ridiculous people who push a dog around in a stroller. A yuppie with a puppy.

Even though I winced as a pulled the costume out of its plastic bag, Atti likes it better than anything else I could have dressed him up as. He’s just starting the pretend play thing, but he keeps saying “doggie. Woof Woof.” So I think he’s getting it. And then he’ll say, “Aww….. soft.” as he pets his doggie belly.

Keep the costume on!
He’s not such a fan of the hood, but he understands that’s where the doggie’s ears are. He says “ears!” as he uses them to pull the hood off.

Hope you all have a snuggly chocolate covered Halloween!

Paperclay ghosts

Paperclay ghosts

In my last house, this buffet was upstairs and only got a few little decorations. In this house it’s front and center so I needed to do better. Once I rearranged the decorations I had to fit the new place, I realized that I was seriously lacking something for this spot that brought in a little height. So I had myself a little brainstorm, and came up with this little ghost family.

Ghost supplies
I got three foam cones measuring 15″, 9″, and 6″, and a bunch of paperclay. I only ended up using two bricks for all three ghosts.

Paperclay ghost, Step 1
Start by covering each cone with a thin layer of the paperclay, spreading it into the pockets in the foam to get good adherence. When that layer is dry, add another one as necessary to cover the foam texture.

Paperclay ghost, Step 2
You don’t have to be a sculptor to make the head. I just took a ball of paperclay that looked proportional to the size of the cone I was working with, and squeezed it in my hand. The ridges of your fingers make a naturally cool ghost head shape. Just smooth things out a little, make the top of the head a little pointier, and you’ll have just the right look.

Paperclay ghost, Step 3
Place your ghost head on top of the cone, and stick it down with more paperclay, smoothing things out as you go. You can also add a little more paperclay around the neck to avoid such a rigid cone shape, or add a whole lot more paperclay if you want to give your ghost some curves.

Paperclay ghost, Step 4
I pressed my fingertips into the clay to make spots for the eyes, and this had the added effect of pushing some clay up to make cheekbones. Let them dry at least overnight.

Paperclay ghost, Step 5
One of the best features of paperclay is that you can sand it when it’s dry. So give your ghosts a good thorough sanding to smooth out the texture and to make the head a little less lumpy.

Paperclay ghost, Step 6
You can paint your whole ghost if you want to, but I loved the color of the clay so I just left it alone. I painted on a simple happy face with acrylic paint, but I used chalk to make the cheeks. I remember my mom using her makeup on craft projects as a kid, so I bet you could use actual blush to get the same effect.

Paperclay ghost, Step 7
Cut a piece of cheesecloth big enough to cover the ghost. Pick up the very top and snip out the very center. A small cut is all you need.

Paperclay ghost, Step 8
Pull the cheesecloth over the head and glue it around the neck with whatever white glue is handy.

Paperclay ghost, Step 9
Tie a little black ribbon around the neck, and your little ghost family is complete.

Paperclay ghosts on buffet
I love Halloween, but it’s hard to decorate for with small children. Things are so gorey and scary, or else they’re so completely juvenile I’d make my house look like a preschool. I think these manage to be cute and stylish at the same time. And they add great height.

Halloween Banner

Halloween Banner

This new place has this big cut out in the main downstairs wall, and I never know quite what to do with it. Most of the year I’ve just been leaving it empty because nothing I have seems to work in that spot and I really don’t want to buy a bunch of knick knacks for a temporary residence. But now that we’re in holiday season? I thought I could just use it like a mantle. Which means I could make a banner for halloween.

I was inspired by all the beautiful Victorian inspired decorations that pop up in the stores and on blogs. Normally that’s not my flavor of antique, but it just goes so well with Halloween that I can expand my horizons. Plus, it was a chance to play with glitter, which I am always up for.

You’ll need a whole bunch of thin cardboard for this project. I get all mine at scrapbook stores – as I’ve mentioned before, a lot of it is used in shipping paper, so many stores will give it to you for free – but you can also use cut up cereal boxes or leftover shipping material. Anything thick enough to hold up to paint.

Halloween Banner Step 1
Cut your cardboard into a diamond shape. The easiest way to do this is with a quilting ruler and mat. I cut the cardboard piece into a rectangle measuring the height I wanted (12″ in my case) by the width I wanted (8″ in my case). Then I marked the middle of all the sides, and, using my ruler, cut a diagonal from the middle of one side to the middle of another. I did this for each side and what was left was the diamond shape I wanted.

Halloween Banner Step 2
Paint all your large diamonds in a creamy color with acrylic paint. You may need to use a couple of coats to get good coverage.

Halloween Banner Step 3
Cut more diamonds for the inner pieces, and paint them black. I made these diamonds measure 6″ wide by 8″ high.

Halloween Banner Step 4
To glitter the edges, you could just brush some glue on and sprinkle glitter on top. But I wanted to experiment with a masking technique, so I cut some masking tape with a pair of decorative scissors, and used that to control where I put the glue. This was time consuming, but as precise as you can get with glitter.

Halloween Banner Step 5
I brushed glitter on the exposed edges, and covered it with a gold glitter. My personal favorite is the Martha Stewart glitter. I don’t know how we got by without it for so long.

Halloween Banner Step 6
Since the masking tape technique was a bit of a pain, I wanted to try a different option for glittering the large diamonds. I took a transparency I had lying around, but you could use any thin plastic, and cut that with a pair of decorative scissors. I held that in place as I brushed the glue on the edges, and then I sprinkled orange glitter on top.

Halloween Banner Step 7
This technique was way easier, but it was also sloppier. My pattern didn’t come out precise, but it was close enough that it was worth it to me.

Spread a white glue on the back of the black diamond, and glue it to the center of the cream diamond. If your cardboard starts to curl, flatten it under something heavy for a bit.

Halloween Banner Step 8
Next you need to make the rosette. I got a roll of crepe paper streamers and cut it to 14″ long, and then accordion folded it about every 1/4″. I did not worry about precision for a single minute, so don’t even think about grabbing a ruler. Just aim for smallish consistent folds and you’ll be just fine.

Halloween Banner Step 9
Spread a SMALL amount of white glue on one end of the streamer and bend it around to meet the other side. Spread another SMALL amount of white glue in the center and push it together. I emphasize small amount of glue because water is crepe paper’s kryptonite, so if you use too much then all your folds will dissolve into a crumpled pile. You don’t need much to do the job anyway.

Halloween Banner Step 10
Glue the rosette to the center of the black diamond with hot glue. Hot glue works better with crepe paper because you don’t have to worry about it losing it’s shape, but if you tried to use it before, you stood a good chance of walking away with a few blisters.

Halloween Banner Step 11
The last step is to prepare your letters. I cut mine out of more chipboard using a font I printed off my computer. I use this technique so often I must have shared it over and over again, but just in case – I print the letters off in the size I want, on normal copy paper. Then I stick the copy paper to the chipboard and cut them both out at the same time.

Paint them green, cover with glue and then green glitter, and when dry, glue on top of the rosette with hot glue.

Halloween Banner, close
While my hot glue gun was handy, I hot glued the tops of each diamond onto a black ribbon. Since I was making this banner for a specific spot, I actually hung the ribbons in place and then glued the diamonds on so I could get everything positioned just right. The diamonds can be fairly heavy, so I had to readjust the ribbons afterward, but it was a really handy way to get everything spaced evenly.

I had a big space to fill, so I went big, but you could make this way smaller by just changing the dimensions of the diamonds. Or you could choose a different saying to make it shorter. I think this could also be really fun to hang on a staircase as a Halloween answer to a traditional garland.

Spooky Decor

Whimsy tree

I went so ridiculously over the top with Halloween last year. Decorations for two full trees had me thinking of Halloween for half of the year.

Whimsy tree

I see Halloween ornaments all over in the stores, but whenever anyone comes over and sees my Halloween trees, they think it’s the craziest thing they’ve ever seen. But crazy in a good way.

Halloween table decor
I get in “decorating ruts” (or OCD fueled beliefs that everything belongs in only one specific spot) so being in a new place gives me a good chance to look at everything with new eyes and have fun rearranging it. It also gives me new inspiration as I think about what a certain spot needs.

Poe tree

Despite all of my Halloween excess of last year, I still had a few spots begging for a little festivity, and a couple of things in the back of my brain that I hadn’t made time for yet.

Halloween decor

I’ve got a couple of projects coming up this week to fill up those spots, and to keep that festivity a’comin.

The big Wrapup

Whew.

There were times when I wasn’t sure I was going to make it.

I’ve had this ridiculously awful cough, a drink a jar of cough syrup a day, give yourself a headache from all the hacking, try not to breath to hard or else you’ll start again, kind of cough, for a month now. I’m am looking forward to nothing more than taking a couple days off and working on something I feel like working on, without any holiday deadlines attached.

But knowing me, that won’t last long. I’ve already got ideas going for Christmas.

Whimsical Halloween Tree

I’m sorry these pictures are so awful. Winter light is hard for all of us, but my house especially tends toward tomb-like this time of year. No windows on the front of the house makes it cooler in the summer, but also really really dark. Plus everywhere a tree goes is a corner, so even darker.

I think as the years go on I’ll find some great scraggly Charlie Brown Christmas trees and spray paint one silver and the other acid green, but for this year I just couldn’t justify buying more trees when I’ve got so many in the garage already, so I just had to make do with what I had.

Gothic Halloween Tree

I also really should have taken pictures earlier in the month. Our little boy cat Gizmo has taken both of these trees apart so many times all the ornaments gradually made their way further and further up to the top of the tree.

Thank you all so much for playing along with me. Thanks to all of you who bought patterns and played along in the giveaways. This has been a whole lot of work, but so much fun. I’m obviously out of my mind doing so much all at once, but I just couldn’t help it. You gotta follow the ideas where they lead, right?

Hope you all have a wicked good Halloween, and no one loses a filling on any caramel apples.

Gothic Prom Dress Tree Skirt

Gothic Tree Skirt

That’s what it looks like, right? Because that was what I was totally going for. I had planned on doing a simple simple tree skirt, using some more of that neverending stash of black wool, and some ornate black lace backed by white for the top. But then I got to Joann’s realized I left my coupon at home and the only black lace cost 10$ a yard. I just couldn’t do it.

The black tulle, on the other hand, cost a buck fifty a yard, so I bought four of them and figured I’d just go nuts when I got home.

Gothic Tree Skirt

I cut a layer of the tulle the same shape as the other tree skirt layers, and then I took everything I had left, cut it into strips about six inches wide, folded them in half and sewed them up to give a ruffle. You can give a tug to one of those threads for a fluffier ruffle, but I liked them just the way they came off my sewing machine. So then I just pinned them down and sewed them.

After these two tree skirts I’ve finally managed to use up all that black wool felt. I’ve literally been carrying around 15 yards of it for ten years. I saved just enough to make myself a little pencil skirt, but the rest of it is done. Used up in tree skirts, trick or treat bags, tree ornaments, and one little stuffie that I’ve never been able to make again exactly the same way.

Black Cat

Halloween Tree Skirt

Trick or Treat Bag
Last year at about 4 pm on Halloween, I realized that I had forgotten to put something together for Atticus to put his treats in. Utter nonsense, of course, the little guy was eight months old and immobile, and he still hasn’t tasted sugar. I don’t think anyone would have missed him not having a trick or treat bag. But it was just one of those moments of new mom insanity where I just couldn’t let my beloved child experience the holiday without everything being JUST SO.

Closeup Trick or Treat Bag
I raided my never ending stash of black wool and scraps of silk dupioni for a long ago design project, and I whipped this together using last years obsession of machine applique.

I fell so in love with those sharp saturated colors against the black wool, that I thought I *had* to have a table runner made just like this. That’s what’s been in my head all year when I wrote “Halloween Table Runner” on the crafty to do list.

Whimsical Tree skirt
After spending all year working on these Halloween trees, I decided to call an audible and change that table runner idea into a tree skirt for the whimsical tree.

I’m in tree skirt overload over here right now, finishing up skirts for all my old trees and now two more for Halloween, and I have yet to get through a one without some majorly unladylike swearing sessions. I don’t care how carefully I measure for the center spot, I cannot seam to get a decent circle using the string and marker method. I’ve basically been starting with that, getting some kind of an egg shape, and then cutting it by hand to get the right shape as the skirt gets smaller and smaller and smaller.

This one had the added frustration of some mystery issues with the machine applique that I just could not troubleshoot. The orange and green stars went on like butter, but for some reason, when I tried to sew on some purple stars, made out of the same fabric just in a different color, it wouldn’t work. Stitches kept skipping, bobbin threads tied up in knots, no matter how many times I changed the needle or the threads, the purple just would not work. So I finally just decided to give up and call it finished with just the orange and green.

Whimsical Tree Skirt is doomed
Gizmo is hard at work covering any empty spots with loads of white hair.

Stuffed Spiderweb Ornament

Stuffed Spiderweb Ornament
This ornament is really just a variation of one I’ve done before. Whenever I sit down to start designing ornaments, I always start by thinking of different mediums I could use to create a theme, and embroidery is just so darn easy.

It’s nice to get this one finished and on the tree. I’ve been carting around little pieces of embroidery all month. It seems like a spiderweb is so dainty the stitching would go crazy fast, but I made them big enough that each one took me hours. I think it’s worth it though, it really fits my spooky theme, and brings my colors in together.

Spiderweb Ornament Step 1
Embroider a spiderweb. I’ll post a pattern if anyone really wants one, but I thought spiderwebs were pretty doable by just about everyone. I used black cotton perle floss and some leftover crepe backed satin I had lying around. I do a lot of embroidery on that fabric, partly because I’ve got a ton of it, but also because I like that contrast between the homespun embroidery and a fancier fabric.

Spiderweb Ornament Step 2
I couldn’t figure out how to make a spider in embroidery. I asked all my super smart embroidery friends if they knew of some magical 3-D stitch, and while they were all consulting their samplers and stitch books, the stupidly simple thought occurred to me that I could just use a bead. I secured the bead with a couple tight stitches, and then used three long stitches to make the legs.

Spiderweb Ornament Step 3
Pin it to your backing fabric, right sides together, with a hanging loop sandwiched between the two layers. Then just sew around the stitching. You could make this neater if you felt like it, but I was digging the wonkiness. Nature isn’t perfect after all.

Spiderweb Ornament Step 4
Stuff and close. If you’re going for heirlooms, use a whip-stitch or something similar. Me? I always close my ornaments with a little fabric glue. Saves me hours and people aren’t going to notice. Especially after the next step.

Spiderweb Ornament Step 5
Run a thin strip of fabric glue around the seam and adhere a little black satin cord, hiding the edges in the hanging loop. I almost left this step off, but it just looks so nice and finished I had to do it.

Mummy Ball

We’re getting down to the end here, and we’re starting to reach all those ornaments that are so easy they feel like cheating.

Mummy Ball

I bought that great textured polka dot fabric to replace the binding on my tree skirt, and I had a whole bunch of bias cut binding left over I couldn’t bear to get rid of.

I cut it into 1″ strips, pinned one end down to a styrofoam ball, and just started wrapping. And then for a hanger I tied a great big black ribbon, and used a glue covered pin to hold that in place.

See? How much easier could it get?

Mummy Ball