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This made me laugh so hard I almost spit out my starburst.

I’m going to BlogHer!

My plans for the day got blown to smithereens in the best possible way. My entry for the Knorr chicken stock challenge was selected as a finalist and now I get a trip to BlogHer!

So instead of all the writing and crafting and struggling to keep cool I planned on doing, I’ve been spending today making lists and jumping around and struggling to keep cool.

Please drop me a line if you’ll be attending. I’m a total BlogHer newbie and so bad at the social media that I totally feel like the new girl in school.

Weekend in San Diego

Chandelier
We raced down to San Diego for another work trip for Bear and I got to tag along. He’s part of a training program that takes him all over the place, and he always ends up with a free hotel room that just sits empty. So I get to play trophy wife and have another little luxurious weekend.

This trip actually stressed me out more than relaxed me. It snuck up on me as I was in the middle of juggling a million other things, and I ended up leaving a bunch of things undone as we left town. But Bear had to go either way, so I get to choose between parenting Atti by myself in the midst of all my undone stuff, or running away from it all. Come on, like it’s even a decision.

Tioli's Crazeeburger
San Diego is a really wonderful food town, and we ate like kings. This is from Tioli’s Crazeeburger, one of the best burger places ever, and it’s a Venison burger with bacon, poached pear, cream, and plum jelly. I have driven embarrassing distances for this burger, and it is worth it.

Sun on Building
Our hotel was right downtown, on the border of the Gaslamp and Little Italy neighborhoods. But we found out only after we parked the car that the price for parking literally tripled if we expected to come and go. Parking was already $18 a day, so we gave up any plans we had and hiked anywhere we needed to get around town.

Architechtural Salvage Staircase
The Heat. Oh my gosh. I am not made for it. I spent all day Tuesday walking and walking and walking around Little Italy looking for all the fantastic home decor stores I had researched online, and they were all gone. I walked 50 blocks and only found this great Architectural Salvage store with that absolutely outrageous staircase. Is that gorgeous, or what?

Trolley Stop at night
I spent the rest of the trip safely ensconced in my hotel room with the air conditioner on full blast, and taking long long uninterrupted showers. Which was still a pretty great getaway.

2011 Year of Pleasures #29

Ceiling Fan

I think ceiling fans are so ugly, but right now I am obscenely grateful for them. It is hot.

Atti the Gleek

Tell me this kid isn’t a musical prodigy. Look at Atti showing his mashup skills. He started off with “I Am Like a Star Shining Brightly,” went into “Twinkle, Twinkle,” back to “Shining Brightly,” into “I Am a Child of God,” back to “Shining Brightly,” but this time with a key change, added a little soul to “I Am a Child of God” before breaking it down with “Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes,” and bringing it all back around to where he started with the last part of “Shining Brightly.”

Personally, I think it’s inspired.

2011 Year of Pleasures #28

Netflix Instant Streaming

This is such an easy one, but the love I have for my Netflix Instant Streaming is deep and abiding. It has been my companion in my moping, my refuge from the heat, my haven from endless Sesame Street reruns. Our love is pure and true.

Creamy Chicken Pasta with Roasted Vegetables

Creamy Chicken Pasta with Roasted Vegetables

I’ve never done a product review here (which is a discussion for another day) but when BlogHer and Knorr invited me to create something with their new Homestyle Stock, I jumped at the chance. I use chicken stock practically daily, and I’ve been using Knorr’s bouillon cubes for my whole life, so I was betting that this was going to be something I liked. I was totally right.

Knorr Stock

The stock comes in little tubs like you’d dip your chicken nuggets in, in a concentrated gel. You can dilute it with water to make chicken stock, or you can dilute it with any other liquid to make creative sauces and broths. I was the most excited by the versatility, so I wanted to make something that really highlighted that feature.

When I was in cooking school, my chef’s mantra was “Never Miss An Opportunity For Flavor!” anytime we had a call to use water, he’d scowl at us if we didn’t at least toss some herbs into the liquid. Since then I’ve become a major fan of poaching. A little chicken stock, some herbs, a bunch of salt and instead of waterlogged vegetables you get something that sings.

I also loved how I could use the concentrate as an ingredient all by itself. You can’t precisely measure bouillon, and using chicken stock in a sauce then requires thickening. I came up with a pasta sauce that is incredibly easy and doesn’t even require dirtying a pot because the Homestyle Stock added all the flavor I needed without a lot of liquid.

Creamy Chicken Pasta with Roasted Vegetables
Cook Time: 1 hour
Servings: 6 – 8

1 C roasted red pepper, chopped (about 3 peppers before roasting)
2 C roasted butternut squash, chopped (about 1 whole squash before roasting)
olive oil
salt
3 C green beans, cleaned and cut into 1″ segments
2 chicken breasts
12 oz farfalle or bowtie pasta
2 tubs Knorrs Homestyle Stock
4 oz cream cheese, softened
1 1/2 C cream
1 tsp Knorrs Homestyle Stock concentrate
1/2 C parmesan cheese

Prepare your poaching liquid by dissolving two tubs of the Knorr stock into 7 cups of water. Add your cleaned and chopped green beans, and cook until al dente. About ten minutes.

Meanwhile, prepare your roasted vegetables. To roast a red pepper, cut it in half and clean out the seeds and veins. Put it cut side down on a parchment lined cookie sheet and place it under your broiler until the skin is charred and bubbly. Take it out of the oven and immediately into a brown paper bag to cool. The paper bag steams the pepper and allows that skin to slide right off. Remove the skin and chop into 1″ pieces.

To roast the butternut squash, peel off the rind, remove the seeds, and chop into 1″ pieces. Toss with olive oil and salt on a tinfoil lined cookie sheet, and bake in the oven at 400 for ten minutes, or until the squash gets soft with a crispy crust.

Remove the green beans from the poaching broth with a spoon, and add the chicken breasts. Cook on a low heat for 15 minutes or until the chicken is gently cooked through. Remove with a spoon and cut into 1″ pieces.

Add the pasta to the poaching broth and cook until al dente.

While the pasta is cooking, make the sauce. Heat the cream cheese in the microwave if necessary until it’s soft enough to stir. Add the cream, stock concentrate, and cheese and whisk together.

Toss all the ingredients together in a big bowl, top with a little more cheese, and stuff your face.

Creamy Chicken Pasta with Roasted Vegetables

I’m always racking my brain for great food to make in these hottest days of the year when I want to be far from the kitchen, and this is a great, simple solution. One pot, barely any oven time, and lots of really satisfying, fresh, summer ingredients. This would be a great pasta to take to potlucks. Since the sauce isn’t mayonnaise based, it will hold up great in the heat.

This cream sauce is so easy, it’s basically like we’ve just made a thick Cream of Chicken soup without turning on the burner. If you come from a heritage fond of casseroles, like I do, this is a great substitution for that gelatinous can stuffed with salt and preservatives. Now I can have my comfort food with fresh ingredients.

The Life I Want to Live

Atti's hair
This picture doesn’t have much to do with anything, but I love it too much not to share. Taken by my friend Stacey.

Like most of the rest of the internet, I’ve read Maggie’s blog for years and followed along with her Life List adventures, admiring the well-lived life she was creating. I’ve never been short on goals for myself, so until recently I hadn’t gone to the trouble of drafting up my own life list. But with all the emotional upheaval of the year including my need to cope with my mental illness, I thought it was time to sit down and think seriously again about the life I want to be living and how I’m going to get myself there.

Here, in no particular order, are 101 things I want to do with my life:

Have a gallery show
Learn to swim
Take dance classes
Record a song
Learn to speak French
Learn to speak Italian
Write two novels
Write a memoir
Keep chickens
Keep bees
Make my own cheese
Make my own pasta
Have an orchard
Custom build a home
Host a writers retreat
Learn to draw
Run a 5K
Get involved in the community
Create a network of friends that are like family
Learn to play the piano
Learn to play the guitar
Teach Atticus to read
Fully decorate a home
Fix up my teeth
Build a bedframe
Write a craft book
Be happy with my body
Have a closet full of clothes I love
Know how to style my hair
Learn how to best apply makeup
Have a guest house
Become financially independent
Visit all seven continents
Visit all 50 states
Ride in a hot air balloon
Go skydiving
Have a summer home
Hike half dome
Go to all the local agricultural festivals
Enter something in the fair
See Mt Rushmore and the Grand Canyon
Spend a week in NY seeing shows and eating fabulous meals
Get better at photography
Cook at home every night for six months
Design a line of crosstitch patterns
Find my sport
Add to our family
Get really good at making bread
Go canoeing with the family
Go camping
Host a Christmas home tour
Make the Marbek nativity
Make a closet full of homemade quilts
Give a reading
Tell a story on the moth
Act in a play
Put on a one woman show
Make something in a collaborative project
Help Atticus become independent
Read every book on my bookshelf
Take up painting
Go snorkeling
Go birdwatching
Visit a black sand beach
Do a run for CP with Atti
Go on tour
Watch AFI’s top 100 films
Read every Pulitzer prize winning book in print
Have a hammock in my backyard
Make a grass couch
See the Northern Lights
Walk the great wall
Walk (at least part of) the appalachian trail
Be in a movie
Complete some kind of 365 project
Go to a charity ball
Ride in a gondola
Go skiing
Take a pottery class
Blow glass
Make a significant change in the world
Go to a film festival
Catch a taping of SNL
Drive Route 66
Give someone a job
Eat at the French Laundry
Eat at WD-50
Ride a bike in a resort town
See tulips in Holland
Taste balsamic vinegar in Modena
See bioluminescent algae
Go on a photo safari
Get out of debt
Perform music with Atti
Spend a whole day reading with Atti
Take Atti to a real concert
Go to the Oscars
Take a salsa class with Jared
Get accepted to a prestigious writers retreat
Drive through a redwood tree
Fix up my eating habits

This was such a great exercise, to think expansively about the kind of person I want to be and the life I want to make for my family. But the best part of it was gaining an appreciation for the life I’ve already lived. As I surfed around on line looking for inspiration, I was struck over and over again with how many things on other people’s lists that I’ve already done. I’ve had a pretty great, fully lived, life. And that’s exactly the perspective I was needing.

2011 Year of Pleasures #27

Watermelon

Somebody take this bowl away from me. It was full when I started.

A 4th of July pictoral

4th of July picnic

tree

Atti in the grass

Bubbles

Baseball

Fireworks