Make it Wonderful

My mother-in-law Sally is not what you would call a crafter. Even after ten years of sharing a family, she still counsels me to buy something I could make just to save myself the trouble. The closest she gets to crafting is what she calls, “Making it Wonderful.”

Sally’s methods are simple. Buy something from Big Lots or Pik n save, or some other discount store, and Make It Wonderfulâ„¢ by fancying it up. Sally will add some new ribbon, maybe some more lights, and with a couple little touches she’ll take a decoration that was in the clearance bin and turn it into something beautiful.

It’s so easy to do this around Christmas time because you can always default to covering everything with glitter.

Felt snowflake
Wool felt snowflake ornament
Last year Michael’s had a bunch of plain wool snowflake ornaments in their $1 bin. I knew this tree was next on my list, so I snapped them up and figured I could do something to make them interesting. I drybrushed on a coat of pearl fabric paint, glued on some rhinestones, and then traced the outlines of each shape with liquid glue and dumped Martha’s glitter all over the thing.

Wood snowflake
Wood snowflake Ornament
These are the same boring naked wood ornaments that Michael’s carries every year. I painted it pearly white, glued on a piece of lace, and then added more glitter and rhinestones.

Icicles
Icicle ornament
I barely did anything to these guys. These were from Michaels again, just clear glass ornaments, but I didn’t want to take away from the actual icicle look by filling it with something just so I could change it for the sake of changing it. Instead, I glued some little pearls on some fishing line, tied the fishing line to the ornament cap, and let the little pearls dangle inside the icicle. It’s subtle, but I like it.

In culinary school, my chef is always talking about adding layers of flavor. Why cook rice in water when water doesn’t taste like anything? Why not cook it in chicken broth and add some extra flavor to the application? Why use water alone when you can add stocks and vinegars and creams and who knows what else to deepen the flavor while you cook it.

That approach seems to make sense in this creative work, too. Why use a plain wool snowflake, when you can add a little glitter to layer the flavor?

Presenting….the new tree for 2008

Snowfall Tree 2008
This is the view from the bottom of my stairs.

Since I caught the Christmas bug, I’ve dreamed of having a little indoor Christmas tree farm. And slowly, slowly, I’m working towards that goal.

Snowfall Tree 2008 Closer

I’ve been working on this tree from the moment I finished the work on the house, and I’m still working on adding a tree skirt to go with it. But I love it. I adore it. It seriously might be the prettiest Christmas tree I’ve ever seen, even counting in the ones I’ve seen at big outdoor malls or designer home decor stores where money is no option.

Christmas trees are so darn hard to photograph, they’re always more breathtaking in person. If I could have you all over for a big hot cocoa and cookie fest I absolutely would, but for now you’ll have to make due with my mediocre pictures.

Snowfall Tree Detail with lights

We got this tree at a local wholesale floral design store and it came prelit and preflocked. Best of all, this tree has a combination of white lights – the usual little lights, and then a big bulb scattered throughout.

I’ve dressed the tree with snowflakes made from every kind of material, everything I could find that shimmers, glitter and more glitter, and every crystal I could get my hands on.

Snowfall Tree  with lights

Over the next few days I’ll feature some of the ornaments I’ve made and share how I accomplished this. I’m so in love with the sight this tree makes at the top of the stairs. It helps me feel like it’s Christmas, even here in snowless San Diego.

Snowflake Gift Tag

By now it should come as no surprise that my over-the-top-ness extends to every insignificant detail of Christmas, so I couldn’t think about leaving out the gift tags.

Each year I pick my wrapping paper early and buy enough to wrap all my presents in matching paper that coordinates with the tree. And then I, of course, have to make cute gift tags that match the paper.

Bear’s family thinks I’m slightly insane with all this. They tend to wrap a present with paper and then just write the recipient’s name on it in Sharpie. The thought makes me shudder. Of course, it needs to have a fancy wrapping and gift tag. That’s just the right way to do it.

Last year my wrapping paper was cream with a thin blue, brown, and red plaid. The plaid was a lot more subtle than you’d expect, so the overall effect was of something you’d see in a winter cabin in the mountains. I figured that a gift tag should reflect that.

Snowflake Gift Tag finished

I’m really no Photoshop expert, so this tag started in Word. I inserted a clip art snowflake I downloaded from the Microsoft website, and adjusted the color to a blue tint, and then adjusted the brightness to 20%. Then I tossed a text box on top, changed it to have no fill color and no outline, and typed in my message. You can group these items together and then copy paste them until you have a whole sheet full and customize each one with your giving list. For our friends and neighbors gifts we usually forego the typical To: and From: for a more generic message like what you see above.

Snowflake Tags
Once I printed them all out I took a spare piece of white fleece I had lying around and sewed around each snowflake, through both layers. Then I cut them out, cutting the paper layer slightly smaller, and punched a hole for a string.

It really didn’t take long, and the computer does most of the hard work already, so with this project you get to look like the got-it-all-togther, no-detail-overlooked type without making yourself insane in the process.

An Assortment of Wreaths

Wreaths seem to be my new obsession. Last year I made some Halloween wreaths, which I still have to share with you, of course, and that kind of launched me into a wreath making frenzy. Just like my garland experience, I had made a couple of wreaths in the past and didn’t love them, and it was for the exact same reasons as the garlands: 1)I was skimpy on the fancy stuff and 2)I couldn’t tie a proper bow.

Here’s the only early wreath I still use:
Simple Ornament Wreath

A few days before Christmas a few years ago, a whole bunch of other projects hadn’t panned out and I found myself with a couple cheap pine-like garlands, a blank metal wreath form, and a bunch of glass ornaments. So naturally I decided to toss them together and see what I came up with.

I wound the garlands on top of the wreath form and wired them in place with floral wire, but if I hadn’t happened to have those things needing to be used I would have gone with just a normal cheapy pine-like wreath. Then I hot glued all the small ornaments onto the branches and tied a lame lame bow.

Ornament Wreath Detail

I hated the way it looked, because of course the bow was so jacked up, so I tried to think of what else I could do to make this interesting, so I hung three ornaments down from the center at different heights. I probably would have gotten rid of this wreath long ago if it weren’t for that detail. I still really need to replace the bow.

I came across this wreath a while back, maybe on one of those Design for a Dime type makeover shows.
Plastic Bag Wreath

It’s a great little recycling project. You take a wire coat hanger, and stretch it into a circle, then bend the hook backwards to make a hook for the wreath. Then you rip a plastic dry cleaner bag into little strips and tie them onto the hanger. You just repeat that over and over again until you can’t cram any more little strips onto the hanger, and you’re left with this great totally mod wreath.

Plastic Bag Wreath Detail

I wanted to add a little more interest after that, so I hot glued some ornaments on the top of it.

This year I wanted to make new wreaths for my double doors. I’ve finished them for Halloween, Thanksgiving, and now Christmas. It just seems like double front doors call out for wreaths. Of course, I didn’t get around to buying anything for it until the day after Thanksgiving when Michaels was largely picked over. I was also making this after finishing a ton of other Christmas projects and I was getting a little sick of the typical Christmas color palette, so I had to get really creative with what was left.

Front Door Wreaths

All the stuff I kept being drawn towards didn’t seem to have anything to do with Christmas. I snapped up those little glittery presents, but I still wasn’t satisfied with the level of festivity, so I wanted to throw some ornaments on top but I couldn’t find any that worked with the color scheme.

Front Door Wreath Detail

The ornaments I ended up using were ones I painted. I bought some clear iridescent ornaments and put a couple drops of paint and a couple drops of water inside each one and shook it all around. This ended up working great and gave me exactly the touch I needed to make it all glam and fancy, but still look like Christmas instead of just a floral arrangement.

Christmas draped all over the place

Floral design was one of those things that intimidated me for a long time. I’m a self taught crafter, and somehow I thought that there was some mysterious trick to floral design that I just wouldn’t be able to crack. A few years ago when I was working at a Michaels running the classroom department, I became good friends with the lady who ran the floral counter and she just demystified the whole process.

Basically? It’s grabbing a bunch of stuff you like and throwing it together. It can get a whole lot more complicated if you want it to, but at it’s core it’s a bunch of stuff that looks nice together held together in a container or with some combination of hot glue and wire.

Ever since then I’ve grown more and more interested in garlands and wreaths.

Last year I whipped up this garland for my banister
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and it was hands down the best one I’ve ever done. Here’s a couple more quick tips for garlands. 1) Don’t be stingy with the fancy stuff, and 2)Learn how to tie a big fat bow.

Here’s a little help with that second tip, although I might have to see if I can do a video tutorial or something. It’s way way easy when you watch it done.

A few years ago I tried to decorate a garland, and while it’s fine, it’s not wonderful. And the mistake I made was going stingy. I kept thinking too small, trying to add beads or other small touches that are just invisible once it’s put together.
Window Garland
see any beads in there? I didn’t think so. Also? It’s really hard to take a picture of a garland.

This garland only got salvageable when I tossed in a ton of leftover ornaments and draped a big fat ribbon all down the side of it.
Window Garland Detail

The first garland I made was even less successful, but I think I had some good ideas in there. Like I mentioned, I was a self-taught crafter, and that means you learn every lesson the hardway.

I was watching a lot of Carol Duvall at the time, and one of her frequent guests did a lot of velvet embossing, so I got the idea to do a garland of embossed velvet leaves. The embossing didn’t quite take on the velvet, but I got enough of the impression there to cut out the shape, and then I hot glued a piece of florists wire on the back of it. As soon as I cut the velvet it started to shed and look ratty, so I ran a thin bead of glittery fabric paint around the edge.

Velvet Garland

Then I decided that the leaves were too floppy to keep any shape, so like the total noob I was, I decided not to back the leaves with something, and I probably didn’t even know what interfacing was back then, so I (oh gosh, do I even dare type the words?) …. I …Ijustgoopedawholelotofhotglueallovertheback. :shudder:

Velvet Garland behind the scenes

Then when I was finally satisfied with how the leaves were holding up, I took all the lengths of floral wire and braided them together to create the body of the garland.

Velvet Garland behind the scenes closeup
Just look at that hot glue shimmer in the light.

I think I had some great ideas with this project, but I missed it a little bit in the execution. Now I’d do a couple things differently, but I think the garland itself was a good idea, especially the braiding of the wires to put it all together. Every year I think about redoing this, but there’s always something else that needs to get done. So for now I still use it, but I just use it way up high where no one can get too close a look at things.
Velvet Garland in use

Need a family night activity? I’ve got you covered.

So this post isn’t strictly Christmasy, but if you stick around for the next couple of weeks, it will come back around. Honest.

I’m sure most of you have probably seen that cool new site wordle.net It’s a nifty little application that can make word art out of whatever text you submit, using the frequency of each word to determine its relative size. Then you customize the colors, the font, and the layout, and you’re left with a cool little word cloud.

Once I started playing around with this thing I had a flash of inspiration. As I’ve mentioned once or twice around here, our family motto is, “Go Team Edmunds!” It’s silly and fun, but it showcases that one of our highest priorities is unity. I love the brevity of it, but I’ve been thinking of how I can incorporate more of our family goals into something codifiable and articulated. I’ve seen some families make up a family crest, or create a motto they could translate into Latin. As soon as I saw Wordle I knew I had my method.

Bear and I sat down and made a list of traits we wanted our family to exemplify. We said, “Our house is a house of….” and filled in the blank. Once we had a list we were satisfied with, we then ranked them according to priority. I went a teensy bit crazy here and came up with a spreadsheet and a statistical analysis along with multiple ways of weighting each value to arrive at an actual mathematical priority, but if you don’t feel like breaking out Excel, you could just as easily rank them in order of importance.

I then typed our words into Wordle, with our higher priority words showing up more often than the lower priority words, and here’s what we ended up with:

If I remember right I typed our last name 20 times, the most important words 15 times, the next tier 10 times, then some 5 times and the last ones just once.

As my bloggy schedule looks right now, it should be around the 15th that I share what this has to do with our Christmas celebrations, so stay tuned.

Birth Announcement

It took me 9 months, but I finally got around to birth announcements for Atticus.I always imagined that I’d be right on top of that kind of thing, but in fairness, it did take him a while before he turned cute.

It didn’t seem right to me to send out announcements when things were still so scary. I needed to wait for the happy ending. And then the day to day work of achieving that happy ending made a project as big as 100 announcements seem absolutely out of the question. But I did it. Eventually.

Birth Announcement Front Cover
Here’s the front of the card. I thought everyone in the world would recognize this quote, but apparently it only rings a bell to the 30 – 45 year old set. Here’s where it came from.

Birth Announcement Interior
Then you open one end of the card and see the scary picture. Which is far less scary in black and white.

Birth Announcement Interior Folded Out
And the last page reveals the happy ending.

My dirty little secret is that all of my cards I make work out to be 4 1/4 x 5 1/2. Years ago I bought thousands of envelopes at that size for a business endeavor, and I’m still working my way through them. Since I wanted this card to trifold and still get to that size, I knew an average piece of paper would not cut it, so I went to neenah and ordered their free samples. This is a little insider trade secret I share with all of you. Just shop in their online store and you’ll discover that you can get up to 4 samples and only pay $12.95 shipping. If you buy any paper at all that price comes down. The samples vary in size, but you can find them as big as 12 1/2 x 19.

I looked all over town to find a printer who would work with my small quantities, and no one would give me the time of day, so I ended up at Kinko’s. Who printed it on the wrong printer, so all the toner kept rubbing off of the pictures. If anyone has any tips on finding a better printer to work with, I’d love some solutions. Kinko’s is convenient, but the quality is just not professional.

Thanksgiving Tree

I’ve kind of become obsessed with trees over the years. I think Christmas got me started. I don’t know what it is, but nothing makes me happier then staring at a beautifully composed Christmas tree all lit up, with a cup of cocoa in my hand and a kitty on my lap. When I married Bear and saw how crazy his parents go for Christmas, I knew I had to jump in, but they rely mainly on dolls, which just creep me right out. I knew that my festivities would involve trees as far as the eye could see.

Maybe it’s a subconscious thing – my friends and family do call me Tree after all.

Anyway, when it was time to decorate for Thanksgiving I knew there was only one way to go. This time it would be a gratitude tree.

Gratitude Tree

I made up a bowl full of little paper ornaments, and I make everyone who enters my home contribute. I’ve got friends from school, my young women from church, Atti’s therapists, and of course my dinner guests.

Gratitude Tree Detail 2

The rules are simple: Write something you’re grateful for, but it can’t be something everyone is grateful for. You can’t write “My Family” or “My Job” or “My House.” You can write something about those things, but it has to be specific.

Gratitude Tree detail

Some of my favorites:

The cool side of the pillow
stand up comedy
A crisp night and an open window
the DVR
fuzz
a hug from my baby after a long day of work (guess who wrote that one)
that tart frozen yogurt
my fancy chef’s knife
the back of a baby neck

I have a ton of work ahead of me – getting the house ready for much beloved guests, dealing with a cranky teether, starting all the cooking. I’m pretty much following my typical menu (along with time-tested battle plan you can see here)except this year I’m going to add a side of corn with bacon, and instead of whipped sweet potatoes, I’m going to do the traditional baked with little marshmallows. Then at the grocery store last night I got one of my wild hairs and decided that I absolutely could not go another year without making a homemade cranberry sauce. So I just grabbed a couple things I thought would work and I’m going to make it up as I go along. Also, in the time since that post Bear has become a fabulous pastry chef, so instead of my trifle, I’m going to turn the second dessert over to him and let him make a pumpkin chocolate swirl cheesecake.

Cooking a big dinner for guests is one of my purest joys in life. I’m a little stressed today, but to me, it’s like the feeling you get waiting in line for a roller coaster. I was so torn about this dinner because part of me wanted to invite everyone we knew, and the other part wanted to hog The Good Twin and her family all to myself. I just need to throw dinner parties more often.

Holiday Decorations

I have to admit, I normally skip right over Thanksgiving. We’ve rarely been home for it, and our Halloween and Christmas over-the-top-ness tends to just swallow it whole. But this year I’m actually hosting, so I had to at least do a little something.

I’ve got a great centerpiece idea for tomorrow, so stay tuned, but for today I thought I’d share the first holiday impression my house makes.

Thanksgiving Wreaths on Double Doors
That big black line down the middle is so distracting. So here’s one wreath on its own.

Thanksgiving Wreath

By the time I decided I was going to throw up some Thanksgiving decorations, all the fall stuff was pretty much gone from Michael’s, and I had zero time to make a trip down to my favorite floral design mart, so I had to make due with what I found.

I started with a cheap pine-like wreath, and to try to tone down some of the green, I dunked the ends in gold glitter. Then I raided the Christmas pick section and looked for anything in the copper family. I knew I was out of luck if I wanted fall leaves, but I thought that there could be enough glittered leaves and acorns and berries that I could still pull something together. I bought enough picks to completely surround the wreath (agian, trying to tone down that bright green).

Detail

After I finished the glitter process, I wrapped a glittery brown swirl ribbon around the wreath a few times, tucking the ribbon in among the branches, and hot gluing the ends down. Then I just started adding the picks and smearing hot glue all over the place. After I was about half done, I wasn’t loving the look of it. So I looked around my studio for something else I could toss in there, and that’s when I came across the feathers.

Closeup on Feathers
I’ve had two enormous boxes of feathers sitting in my garage for about six years, another left over from that legendary failed business attempt. They come sewn together on a string like a garland, so I cut some off and stuck it around wherever I thought it needed a little something. I know I’ve seen some sold the same way at Michael’s. Look in the floral design section by the grapevine.

Detail 2

To finish it off I tied a bow out of that same glittery swirl brown ribbon and one from a solid copper ribbon I had lying around. Nothing fancy, just the same type of bow you’d use to tie your shoes, and then I fussed with it till it looked nice. I glued those ribbons on top of each other with a little feathery rosette and the look was complete.

Back when I worked at Michael’s I got to be friendly with the floral design person, and she taught me a ton. The most important lesson was: this stuff is not hard. It really couldn’t be any easier. You just take a bunch of stuff that you like and think looks good together, and you tie it up with a bow. There’s absolutely nothing to be intimidated by.

Happy Halloween!

In celebration of my second favorite holiday, I thought I’d brave this stupid molasses-slow computer and share some photos. It’s taken me all day, so I hope you appreciate my commitment to showing off.

dining table halloween decor

I not only inherited Bear’s grandma’s gorgeous china, but I also scored this unbelievable silver tea service. It came to me in a neglected state, and I so loved the way the tarnish looked I didn’t have the heart to polish it. Maybe one day when I need to throw an elaborate tea party I’ll get it all shined up, but for right now I just love it as a spooky centerpiece.

I bought a few different types of pumpkins at Joann’s and Michaels once they started going on sale, and I shredded a big piece of black lace for the cloth. I made the coffins by painting raw wood ones available at Michaels, then I gold leafed the edges, glued chunky gold glitter on the crosspieces, and made a polymer clay bat to go on the front.

front entry halloween decor

I found this owl at a discount store called HomeGoods, and I love it so much I think I might just leave it up all year round. At the store right next door they had the mercury glass pumpkin and I had to have it. I’m getting so in to mercury glass, and when I saw it in orange I nearly lost my mind. Pier One had those nifty beaded feathery stalk things.

upstairs halloween

The light at the top of the stairs is so bad I had a nearly impossible time getting a decent picture. This is basically where I put all our little miscellaneous pieces, but I had to share those pumpkins. I got paper mache pumpkins from Michaels and a Martha Stewart glitter kit and went to town. I just love Martha’s glitters. If by nothing else, you can always tell when the holidays roll around because I am never without stray bits of the stuff. I even find glitter stuck to Atti, but to be fair, the drool does work just like glue.

The one piece I didn’t get a great snap of was my shelves. Over the past several months I’ve been collecting little things to put in them so they’re finally not naked. Since it was all so new I hated the thought of packing it away already, so I went to Michaels (again) and they had these little garlands made of black leaves. I got three of those and painted them with little bits of green glitter and threaded them around my usual doodads. Simple and effective.

I hope you all have a great weekend. If anybody gets sour patch kids in their bag, I totally call dibs.