Change of Address Cards

When we moved in to this house, it was pretty much the culmination of a lot of dreams come true for me. Finally, I felt like I could put down roots. Finally I would be in the same place for more than a matter of months. So of course, I had to send out fancy change of address cards.

This card has been sitting on my desk for about a year, trying to remind me to share it with you. I’m finally sick of looking at it, so I better just do it already.

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The finished card is a postcard, with the gray square lifting up to reveal our address. The ribbon and brads at the top form a hinge for it. The medallion in the corner is my own design on shrinky dink. A street sign showing the corner of Home and Heart has been in my head for years – since the days I used to design scrapbooking supplies. It was such a relief to finally get it out of there and into the light of day.

I assembled around 100 of these around this time last year, right when the wildfires were sweeping through and I had to evacuate my pregnant self. I sat glued to the news while I worked at the table cutting and pasting and praying the fire wasn’t making my efforts obsolete. At the time I thought of it as an exercise in hope.

We thought long and hard about the language to use on the card. Going to all the trouble of a handmade card, I didn’t just want to borrow a shopworn phrase to stick on the inside. I also wanted it to reflect our own plans for the house – a place to nest, to nurture anyone in our circle of influence, to welcome visitors and all the people we love from around the country that we’ve had to leave behind in our wanderings. So we came up with the idea of making a brochure for our own little vacation destination.

If you lift the flap on the front of the postcard, you’d see our new address, and then:

See back for promotional details.

Flip the postcard over and you’d read:

Just 5 miles from beautiful beaches and only 45 minutes from Disneyland, the Edmunds’ Family Bed and Breakfast boasts a guest bedroom with a breathtaking view of the street, sprawling feet of backyard, and the rare opportunity to visit the legendary wild cats native to the property. Spa facilities include an actual working sauna located just feet from the trash cans, and a private bathroom with plenty of hot water (cold water not included). Head chef Tresa Edmunds is proud to announce the new acquisition of talented pastry chef, Jared Edmunds, both waiting to delight your palate with gourmet treats.

Call for your reservation today!

Oh my gosh how we laughed and laughed writing that. At the time we were just discovering all the things that weren’t so perfect about the house. For a while there, we really thought we bought ourselves a lemon. The cold water really didn’t work in the guest bathroom, we really do have this eyesore of an old outdoor sauna right next to the trash cans, we really do have only feet of backyard, and that’s only the stuff we could laugh about back then. It helped us so much to develop a sense of humor about all the unpleasant discoveries that are just part of regular old home ownership.

A year later, with most of the unpleasantness behind us, I love this little house. It’s so perfect for our style, for the way we live. Except for the kitchen. But one of these days I’ll fix that too.

Pillow Trial and Error

I kind of disappeared last week because I got a bee in my bonnet. I’ve been hard at work feathering my nest in preparation for the long winter. Or in other words, trying to clear my desk off and batten down the hatches for all the Christmas craziness I sign myself up for every year. Plus I had some much beloved family pop in to town, and since they would appreciate it, I wanted to have the place looking as finished as possible.

I’ll be sure and share pictures. It’s amazing how different the place looks with a few rugs and pillows.

Since my whole style is pretty much Traditional-things-done-in-an-untradtional-way, it would probably come as no surprise that I draw huge inspiration from Denyse Schmidt. I’m doing the whole house in a style reminiscent of art deco/midcentury modern design, so I had this vision in my head of a design that I thought I could render in her kind of style.

I failed miserably.

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Don’t they look like bar graphs? Like they belong in the background of a cell phone commercial?

I had planned on making six pillows, two for each couch throughout the house, and once I completed the first four, I decided I absolutely hated them. For the last two I decided to go in a different direction.

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Ahhhh. Much better. So obviously, I now have to go back and make four more pillows to replace those first missteps. I think my problem was that I was trying to evoke Denyse Schmidt in a totally bogus cheater method. I was hoping I could get away with just doing everything in strips instead of taking the time to do the puzzle as I went. Once again, proof that shortcuts are not worth the trouble.

Herb Garden Markers

The last part of our house left untouched was our backyard. It was seriously rough. Like, we had a jungle threatening to swallow our house.

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We’ve been slowly slowly slowly ripping out all this stuff. I’m sure the same person who picked out the monkey wallpaper and painted the jungle mural on the wall designed this backyard landscaping. I eventually want to rip out everything and put in fruit trees and a cutting garden.

So far I’ve managed to rip out an enormous bush of spiky leaves that are ubiquitous around here. I don’t know exactly what kind of plant it is, but I hated it. The spot it left behind is just outside my kitchen door and the exact right size and spot for a kitchen herb garden. I found almost all of my favorite herbs at a nearby garden center (I still haven’t managed to find Bay) and set the whole thing up a few weeks ago. I’ve been thrilled with the results. I’ve been using the herbs in every meal I make, and everything is taking off like gangbusters. I had an early setback where I nearly killed my dill plant, but he started recovering once I figured out that I had planted him directly over the gas line and apparently plants don’t like that so much.

All that was left for my dream come true was some spiffy little herb markers so I could tell the difference between the cilantro and the parsley. Since it had to be weatherproof, I pulled out the polymer clay.

I just rolled out some rectangles big enough for the name of each herb, and used my new Martha Stewart stamps to create the names. I knew I wanted to use armature wire to poke them into the ground, so I pressed the wire up against the edge of the clay to make a little trough. Because I wanted to make them extra fancy, I dusted them with some pearly powders and then tossed them in the oven.

When the clay was baked and cool I took some acrylic paint and rubbed it into the letters, rinsing off any excess.
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My initial plan was to glue the wire into the trough I made, but I soon discovered that wasn’t going to work. By the time I finished handling the clay my troughs were no longer perfect enough for the wire to fit snugly down inside it. Instead I used the troughs as a guide to bend the wire around and just let the tension hold it in place. That turned out to be all the adhesion it needed.

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I didn’t worry too much about centering the tiles inside the wire. I wanted them to be a little off center so it would look more graphically interesting, and the clay is so light weight that there was no problem supporting it that way. Then I just poked the wires in the ground next to the right plant, and now I have my perfect herb garden.

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Now I just need to work on eeeehhhhverything else.

Long Overdue House Tour, Day Four

So obviously you’ve noticed by now that the majority of our year of projects have been painting. We have literally painted every surface in this house except for the floors. All the time we were renting apartments, painting was what I looked forward to the most in home ownership. Now I dread the thought of picking up another brush.

I’ve tried to work on a few sewing projects throughout the year, just to change up the pace, but most of what I’ve wanted to sew had to wait until the paint was done. It doesn’t make a ton of sense to sew curtains while you’re still choosing paint colors.

For today I thought I’d focus on a few of those other projects that didn’t require a whole new wardrobe of paint clothes. This picture offers a two for one shot.
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The tulip chair in the background came with this tiny little fraction of a pillow that did nothing to disguise the screws and metal base that were jabbing you in the behind. I made that upholstered cushion, and now I can spend hours on the internet without my butt falling asleep.

The blue rocking chair in the foreground used to be my red rocking chair that the kitties disfigured. It was my first full upholstery project, and it actually was a lot easier than I thought it would be. I took pictures as I took off the old fabric to remind me how it all went back on, and then I was just liberal with the staples. Now that it’s done I love it, but the fabric frays really easily so it wasn’t the best choice with three cats running around. I’ve had to spray the whole thing down with anti-kitty spray and still threaten them all within an inch of their fuzzy little lives.

This project I’m particularly proud of.
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In the dining room we have track lighting, and no attic clearance to do anything else. We had two pendant lights hanging over the table that were marigold yellow glass and totally boring. I looked everywhere for track lighting pendants and I couldn’t find anything decent for love or money. I finally got the idea to thread a regular shade over the wire and let the bulb hold it up, but it proved more difficult than I thought. The track lighting is all wired together as one piece, so I couldn’t do anything as simple as removing a bulb. I ended up having to take the lights down entirely, completely dismantling the whole thing, taking the wires apart, threading the shade onto it, and then rewiring the whole thing. They look Worlds better, and I felt like a real tough chick rewiring all the lighting.

Here’s a closeup view of the Rookie’s quilt:
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This was actually my first quilt start to finish, and I’m pleased as punch. It was also my first time experimenting with machine appliqué, and after a few false starts, I figured it out and had a great time with it.
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In this picture you can also see that cream tone on tone alphabet fabric. Bear found that fabric for me too and it brought the whole room together.

Whew. So, that’s what I’ve managed to accomplish this year. That and making a baby and not dying and escaping fires and losing jobs and gaining jobs and all the other craziness that’s marked this year. I would really like a break now.

Long Overdue House Tour, Day Three

For today we’ll go over the only room in the entire house that is actually finished. From curtains to carpet. This room is almost exactly how I want it. It’s still not quite perfect, I’d really love to replace the mirrored sliding closet doors, but considering that it’s actually painted, furnished, and has things hanging on the walls, it’s miles ahead of any place else around here.

I had the absolute hardest time getting any accurate pictures of the colors in this room. The color is a really pale orange. It’s not at all pastel, but it’s also not yellow. I had such a specific color in my head that I actually ended up painting this room twice because the first time didn’t quite cut it.

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Obviously the theme I was going off of was the alphabet, but I didn’t want it to look like I’d just thrown up everything that had a letter on it, so I went to one of the best quilt shops in the world, which just happens to be down the street from the hospital, and picked out a bunch of gorgeous civil war reproduction fabrics in the color palette of the room. You can see those fabrics making up the letters on the quilt, the letters and circles on the bumper, the curtains, etc. I think they really brought the room together without getting into alphabet overkill.

Here’s the curtains:
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I used the repro fabrics to make a striped valance, and then I used a cream fabric with a tone on tone alphabet print as the sheers. There is no space for a proper curtain rod in this corner, so I had to rig up a big contraption out of a 2×2 I covered in fabric, screwed into the wall, and then velcroed the valance to. Then I used screw hooks in the bottom of the 2×2 to hold the sheers which I inserted grommets into. It all looks just fine, but if you lift up the valance it’s pretty obvious that the whole thing is kind of MacGyver’d together.

Here’s a closeup of our reading corner with the finished quilt:
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Bear picked out the dark blue fabric, it’s got kind of a denim print on it which he thought would be perfect for a little boy. I tell you, years of hard work training that man has paid off big. He comes up with great ideas all the time.

Here’s the bumper that goes with the quilt:
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And now for the artwork. For years I’ve been collecting little stuffed animals that come from picture books. I’m admittedly Seuss heavy, but I also have Stellaluna and Verdi, Babar and Celeste, and one of these days I’ll track down a Paddington and Courderoy. I’d also collected a couple of Seuss prints that used to hang in our living room, but no longer fit with the new decor, so I needed a place to put this big messy collection. Pottery Barn carried the perfect solution with shelves that were 4″ deep and had a bar in the front to hold in odd sized items, but like most things at Pottery Barn they were horribly overpriced and you never know about the quality. Instead I went to etsy and used their incredible Alchemy tool to find a craftsman to make them for me. I went with woodshed and was absolutely thrilled with the results.

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On the opposite wall I have framed pages from picture books. I thought long and hard about which books to choose, and once we found out Atti was a boy I had to start thinking all over again. I wanted stories that were iconic and instantly recognizable, with a boy protagonist, preferably a human boy protagonist. I’m really happy with what I ended up using.
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There’s a page from Where the Wild Things Are, one from Harold and the Purple Crayon, and the last one is Gerald McBoing Boing. Huge thanks to my dear friend Shutterbug for her help with this project. By the way, that picture is probably the closest example of the actual paint color.

Tomorrow we’ll focus on individual projects…

Long Overdue House Tour, Day Two

For today we’ll start with the staircase.

The folks we bought the house from replaced the staircase and railing just before we bought the place, but didn’t bother to do anything with it. When we took over the top of the railing was completely naked wood, and before we even moved into the house the grain of the wood was already starting to raise. I primed it and painted it, but by the time I was done I had slapped paint all over the wrought iron. So since I’d already ruined it, I figured, What the Heck. Might as well try something bold. So I painted it copper. I’m just wild about how it looks up against the paint.
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My good furniture karma continues with this piece at the top of the stairs. I got it off of CraigsList for $50. It’s not in the best of shape, but talk about a perfect midcentury modern piece, complete with markings from the original manufacturer. Someday I’ll refurbish this.
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Then we have Atti’s nursery, which we’ll save for it’s own day since it’s the only room in the whole house that’s actually finished, a guest room which isn’t worth looking at since it’s a room with a bed in it, and then another bathroom. This was the room that was infamously painted hunter green with airbrushed constellations on the ceiling. The paint was tough for me to pick because this bathroom will serve as Atti’s bathroom, as well as the guest bathroom, so I wanted it to relate to both rooms without it looking like it belonged exclusively to either room. This peachy color was intended as a variation on the orange of The Rookie’s room, while being more grown up to go along with the guest room.
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Finally, we have the Master Bedroom. Which is also pretty much a room with a bed in it. I wanted to create a really masculine feeling, with all the colors existing in that vague not quite gray, not quite blue, not quite purple, but I chickened out when I chose the paint colors and now I hate them.
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The colors in this photo aren’t quite true, but the contrast color looks very brown instead of charcoally, and the main color looks lavender instead of a milky gray.

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You can almost see how purple the paint looks in this image. I think the combo looks just fine, but I had such a specific look in my mind, that I just can’t get over my disappointment that this doesn’t match what’s in my head. I’m sure that I’ll end up repainting this room fairly soon.

And finally, the Master Bathroom. These cabinets were the very last of the wacky paint to go away. Somebody who used to live here had a major soft spot for glazed cabinetry. These were painted seafoam green. Gosh, they were awful. I still plan to get rid of this mirror though.
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I learned my lesson with the bad paint choice, so I just went for it and painted these glossy black. They turned out so gorgeous I just want to lick them.

I have big plans up here for bedding and curtains now that I don’t spend every day covered in paint. I’ve already started on a new quilt for our bed which I’m really liking. I’m obviously still squarely in the advanced beginner stage of my quilting. I had some real struggles with getting my backing to line up with my front, and since I’m making it King size the scale just got really difficult to deal with. I’m trying to squeeze out a few rows of machine stitching a day, so maybe one of these days I’ll actually finish something.

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The pattern comes from Last Minute Patchwork and Quilted Gifts. I’m a total cheapskate about buying craft books since most projects seem pretty intuitive to me, but this is one I’d buy five times over. Great projects, great photos, totally inspiring.

Tomorrow: Atticus’ nursery!

Long Overdue House Tour, Day One

Now that I’m starting to get my feet back underneath me, I’m trying to get caught back up on the world. I have a mountain of blog content stacked up waiting for me to get around to uploading photos, so I’m going to try to make my way through it by the end of the summer. For starters, I thought I’d share the close-enough finished product of my insane year of work. I have hardly done a thing this year but work on this house, and I’m really starting to enjoy the fruits of my labors. I think I love this house so much because I’ve worked so hard on it. It’s like I heard somewhere about service: if you want to love someone, serve them. I love my house because for the past year I’ve taken it from an outdated monstrosity to someplace I can be proud of.

So, I’m going to dedicate this week on the blog to showing off the new look. I have nearly furnished this whole place and haven’t had a chance to talk about any of it! Gosh this year has kicked my butt. Anyhoo… for today I’ll walk you around the ground floor.

Let’s start the tour at the front door and into our tiny living room:
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Long time readers with very good memories may remember those chairs. They were some of the first pieces I spotted as we were shopping and one of the only actual items I ended up bringing home after my time at the temp job.

Off to the side is my studio, which hasn’t changed besides the fact that it’s covered in dust and cat hair since I rarely get to see it these days, and then a little guest bathroom:
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You may remember this as the cave of a bathroom that had leopard print wallpaper. I don’t care how in it is now, I will never use wallpaper. I’ve taken down enough wallpaper for four lifetimes.

This leads into the dining room:
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This table is really hard to photograph. It’s surrounded by windows, so it’s perpetually backlit, and it’s a really dark wood anyway. Would you believe we got this table, which has a classic art deco crescent base and six bucket chairs …. for $800??

When our table broke back before Thanksgiving, taking most of our dishes with it, we ended up propping it together with wood glue and hoping that it wouldn’t pull a repeat performance in the middle of dinner one night. We couldn’t imagine coming up with enough money for a new table and chairs before the kids were old enough to do their homework on it. We were toying around with the idea of buying a bedframe (because we are super classy and just have a mattress and box spring on the floor) so the co-sleeper would be at the same height, and there in the store was this little gem. It was the floor model, and they just couldn’t sell any so they were discontinuing it. Everybody wanted classic California casual, so this perfect little art deco reproduction was just waiting for me. What a find.

This leads into our main family room:
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We had the couch made for us because I had my heart set on a curved couch. It’s excellent for seating and conversations, and I think it really brings this room in to make it cozy. Our next big purchase will most likely be an area rug for this room, because this spot gets so much traffic that unless I sweep and mop daily, I end up with black feet by the end of the day.

Then instead of a breakfast nook I created this little home office area:
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This teak desk and reproduction tulip chair were the first pieces of furniture we bought for the place. You may have noticed by now that I have a love affair with midcentury modern and art deco design, and this tulip chair is my prize possession. There are some wonderful antique shops up and down Pacific Coast Highway, and one great place had both of these. I actually got quite a deal by buying them together. Putting together a tour all in one place like this makes me realize just how many outrageous deals I’ve gotten on some beautiful beautiful things. I have wicked good furniture karma.

Also, these inset shelves used to be a winerack. I just flipped the shelves over and now instead of ridges for holding wine bottles in place, they have triangle details on the bottom – say it with me now – very art deco.

We then find ourselves in the kitchen:
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From this distance I think it looks great. If you got up close you’d see the paint already chipping and the scratched up glass. And don’t try closing them or you’ll really see the effects of the damage the rain caused. But until we’re ready to redo the kitchen right, at least I can stomach the sight of them which is more than I can say for the nasty peach glazed cabinets.

Tomorrow…the upstairs.

Home Improvement Hell

The past couple of weeks didn’t go quite how I had them planned. In my oh so logical way, I sat down and made myself a schedule of everything I wanted to get done for Christmas, and I have accomplished exactly nothing.

This year we’re hosting a couple of Christmas parties at our place, and the kid is only getting bigger, so I felt like I absolutely had to finish off the last of the big home improvement projects before then. We’ve painted every public area of the house except for the downstairs bathroom, and I really needed to refinish the icky cabinets. A weird peach glaze just did not work with the rest of the house. Of course, the downstairs bathroom was also wallpapered in a faux leopard print paper, so that had to come down too.

I had planned everything out so that I could get these projects done before December 1st, so that we could clean the mess up, put out the decorations, and get to enjoying our month of Christmas. Boy was that naive. We got delayed a couple weekends in a row because of family stuff, then it turned out the paint guy gave us the wrong color of paint (which I didn’t realize until I had already finished the first coat and thought, “Why would I have ever picked a color so pink?”).

I’d been sanding these dang cabinets for two weeks, and the day before Thanksgiving I finally unloaded my dishes from them so I could paint the inside of the cabinets that are glass fronted. I put all my crystal and serving dishes and wedding china on my dining room table and went to bed while I let the paint dry overnight. We woke up in the morning to the loudest crash ever as the table split in half and all the dishes crashed to the floor. Our dining table was an antique, and the screws holding one of the halves to the brace just popped out. We now have our everyday dishes that were (thankfully!) in the dishwasher at the time, two serving bowls, and three place settings of china. If you come over to my house anytime soon, you might want to bring your own plates. And a table if you’ve got one.

I was actually pretty devastated. The dishes are just things, nobody got hurt, it shouldn’t matter that much, but I’m bummed because they’re my tools. I use them to nurture and fuss over and make a home. Plus, I don’t know when we’re going to be able to replace them. We have a mountain of kid stuff calling our names, a set of china just isn’t going to be in the budget for a while.

I’m trying my best to put it behind me, be grateful for what I have, and finish the rest of this stuff so I can spend two days in a row not covered in paint. Just think, the day might come when I don’t have paint in my hair. It almost seems to good to dream about.

The next step is to paint the cabinet doors. This is a really time consuming process because each side needs three coats of paint and it takes a long time to dry, plus a lot of space, so I’m doing it outside. I’d been paying attention to the news reports, and they said that it might rain last weekend. Instead, a huge deluge started in the middle of the night Friday morning, so all my cabinets, free of any moisture barrier thanks to my sanding work, got completely soaked. As soon as we woke up we yanked the doors inside and dried them off, but by then the damage was done. All the neatly mitered corners are now gaping open. It was right about here that I reached my limit and broke down into huge racking hormonally fueled sobs.

Have I made mistakes in this home improvement marathon? Absolutely. But nothing colossally stupid. I live in San Diego, for crying out loud, not Seattle. I think it’s rained maybe four times since I’ve lived here. Should I have put the dishes on the floor? Duh, I can see that now. But whose table SPLITS IN HALF? I’m a walking Murphy’s Law, and while ordinarily I would have a much better sense of humor about this, right now I am pregnant and grumpy and in no mood.

I filled the cabinet gaps with wood filler, and after a few coats of paint I think it will be OK. I’ll probably have to get a little creative when I hang them since none of them are square, but I don’t think it will be enough that anyone would notice. I just probably won’t be inviting any master carpenters over anytime soon.

Reining in the chaos

Now that we’ve finally, Finally, FINALLY, managed to finish up enough of the projects to pick all the protective paper up off the floor, I’m trying to claim control back over my life and surroundings. For my branch of OCD, that means lists and more lists, and then lists of all the lists.

With the first round of painting finished, everything has a place (even if it’s only temporary) so I can actually keep my dang house clean now. It is quite a lot more work than I’m used to. In all of our apartments I could clean the whole thing top to bottom in an afternoon. Now that I have three times the square footage, it takes a little planning. Which is of course my very favorite thing.

I thought that since I’d already done all the work, I would share my little chart with all of you lovely people. Click here to download the excel chart consisting of one tab with a monthly calendar full of once a month chores, and then another tab with a weekly calendar full of once a week chores.

On the monthly chores, I left quite a few days blank, because even the most fastidious among us can’t dedicate their entire life to cleaning. I also left a couple of days at the end because I couldn’t think of anything else I needed to fit in around my place. Please let me know if I’ve missed anything.

On the weekly and daily chores, there is no vacuuming listed because I have no carpets, but I would put that in the daily category for high traffic spots, and then maybe a thorough move-the-dining-room-chairs vacuum on the day you do the dusting. I also do all my clutter catching every day. I sort the mail over the garbage can and have a special drawer just for bills. Loose papers are my enemy.

Hope this helps someone, because it sure made me at least *feel* like I had a handle on things over here.

Round 1 is done!

We did it. We finished the first batch of painting. We’re exhausted.

I’ve spent the past few days just trying to clean everything up after the disaster we’ve been living in for the past three months. Now it’s finally to a point that I feel ready to share. The pictures came out super dark because it’s been so dang hot here that I had to make the place as cave like as possible so I don’t burst into flame. But here’s the ones I think most accurately reflect the color.

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The teal color is Valspar’s La Fonda Villa Fountain, and the green is Valspar’s Oakmoss. I went with Valspar because they’re rated best for fading, and since my house gets so much light and I want these colors to stay bold, that was the way to go.

Next to the computer was a built in niche made into a wine rack. Obviously we don’t have a need for that (“I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone *many* guns that would necessitate a gun *rack*”), so Bear had the brilliant idea of reusing the wine racks and just flipping them over. Now we have handy office shelves with an interesting little art deco triangle accent.

Now that we’re done and cleaned up, I can actually take a breath and sit down and enjoy it. Ahhh.

Of course, I don’t really have the luxury of taking a few weeks off, as attractive as spending a few days not covered in paint sounds. Should the worst case scenario happen and we have to move, I can’t exactly put this house on the market with kitchen cabinets that completely clash with all the new fancy paint. Not to mention all the wacky paint still left throughout the place. If we do have to put this house on the market, we’d have a much better chance of breaking even if we can make this place as turnkey as possible. Call me crazy, but when I hear turnkey, I don’t really think of hunter green bathrooms with constellations painted on the ceiling.